Jokes: what are some dumb questions you have been asked

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Are you looking for the jokes of the day? Here are some of the dumbest questions I have ever been asked. Just read on it and enjoy the day.
Q. If 16 womencan build a long wall in just 20 hours, how long will it take for 8 women to build the wall?
A. The wall is already built.
Q.  Can you tell me how many birthdays do you have?
Only one and rest are just anniversaries.

Q.  Is Indian pure vegetarian?
A.    No, they are pure non-vegetarian.
Q. Do you know Hindu?
A. Yes, I know Hindu. I also speak Muslims, Jain and Christian

Q.  Why India is very Hot?
India is hot not because of the high temperature but due to some hot actresses who set the fire.
Q. when did Babar die?
A. During his last war
Q. The Pacific Ocean is in which state?
A. Liquid State
Q. why India has no business Companies?
A. Yes, we Indians always follow the principles of Mahatma Gandhiji, who created the policy of making clothes and gigs on our own, therefore we don’t need the help of any business companies.
Q. If your boss has ordered you to work for 10 days without sleep, how will you manage the things?
Yes, I can work the days and sleep at night.
Q. what you don’t eat at Dinner?
Breakfast

Q.  Why Indian Don’t like eating Beef?
Yes, of course, we don't like Beef. The cow gives milk, so we ignore eating cows. Interestingly, the government has imposed the rule that makes people eat human meat in order to reduce the huge population.


Q.I heard that India is an orthodox & religious country. Do you practice meditation without fail?
Yes, obviously. I used to meditate and practice yoga for 2 weeks, in fact without meals. However, it is extremely difficult to manage things at my office. And, I will absolutely miss my salary. That’s the reason why things are abnormal here.
Q. Last week, I saw a weird show where some people were walking on the hot burning coals. Will coals burn their legs?
A. yes, it is very common in India, especially the southern side where people walk on the coals. This is because south Indian doesn’t have shoes, so they burn their feet to make hard, therefore they can walk easily.


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